I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
We had to coat check the pizza.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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