He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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