just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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