I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize