u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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