your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Randomize