I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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