She's JV to your varsity
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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