It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
