Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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