Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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