i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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