Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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