worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Rumble strips road head = magical
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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