All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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