you would pick up someone in the library
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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