i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
We need a shit load of segways right now
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
