my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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