I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Randomize