Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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