I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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