Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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