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I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i think i have two assholes
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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