I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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