He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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