Fuck appropriateness.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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