I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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