she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i came on her dog
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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