She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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