she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
