wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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