There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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