Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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