Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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