i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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