is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Found your dick twin last night
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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