you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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