I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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