I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
