On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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