You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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