have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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