dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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