The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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