So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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