then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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