dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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