idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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