If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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