So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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