Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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