she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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