kristin has been a bad kristin
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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