Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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