just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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