He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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