had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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