We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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