I want to stick my p in your. b.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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