How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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