dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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