dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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