Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
