We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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